When I wake up on my birthday:
What I expect my parents have planned:
What they actually do:
via sodamnrelatable
Can you imagine if you went to the doctors and you had a sore throat, and he asked you what the problem was, and you suddenly turned into Eminem.
“I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE.”
(Source: brandyway)
Funny Youtube comments to get you through the morning!
LOL did you film this with a potato xD
Via Meme Posters
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
Um its not a tornadoomg I love how that girl’s just like “Tornado, you need to hold the fuck up I need to fix my hair”
^ gotta look fab
doesn’t even look like a tornado.
surrounded by idiots cause that’s not a tornado it’s a fire.
ummmmm tornado? really?
woooow pretty sure that is smoke. and thats a fire.
